Going just fine right

3am, suddenly get up cause i heard someone call my name "amm....". Ignore that, online and chatting. At 5am, beddd.
Its morning, hey sunshine. Have some breakfast, some cartoon to entertain the morning. Afternoon off to another weddings, woooo this is the 4th weddings on this school break. Makan free datang je lah, mok mok mok. Got SESAT along the way, too many weddings at that place, which one ohhh. LUCKILY, we're the 2nd last family to attend the weddings. KENYANGGGGG.

It was 7.00pm, ready to go to Lya's. ala, terlepas nak suprise Nina. SUPRISE! and nina sorry takda present, later later amm belanja. The party went well, it's okayh lah lya *thumbs up. Auntie thanks again and again. And of course to the chefs for the food, haha. It was great tonight, really mean it.
Thanks for the ride Abang Farouk. nnt tumpang lagi.

Home, rest? okayh.
Tommorow to hit the road.

Cover your mouth

It was 12am in the early morning, chatting with Ajim, Hunn, Hazril. We having the FUCKIEST conversation ever. Laugh till i cry happiness, hahaha WTF guys, omg help me. Well dosa kian bertambah, the convo was finish at 4am.
We also caught the faces that similar to ours, hahaha is that my twin? hah.
(ask me if you wanna see it)

Ajim was pissed off with one of the picture, a black fat guy making faces,
"Kalo nnt dia keja satu company ngan aku, duduk sebelah aku. Aku rela gali kubur babi"

Tak larat nak gelak dh!
We sleep with a big smile today,

Get up at 12pm, ready to go to mosque, Fridays Pray. After pray, one of the kids already making sins. Ish ish ish, budak2 zaman sekarang nih.

Home, kench first.
Now im hungry, making lunch.

Wish wish wish

It's 8am, still hurt and its become more and more RED!, by seeing this it make me pause for 5sec. Better go back to sleep, now it's 10am get up to go make some breakfast, well the pain keep on coming. helppp need a chef.

Watching tv, trying to remember what i was doing last night, did i had dinner? what time did i sleep? yes yes yes i did :D. Suppose to go out today right, go online ask the others, andd the result "tah cancel ar kot kuar", soo boring lah this holiday, marah ni marah ni.

Online, lya teach me some dance move, chehhh through B5 videos. Lya, i try to keep up. hahaha, now its lunch timee, masak telur sahaja hari ini yaa?. sedap juga apa nanti kenyang juga.

Now im full, lets do some healthy stuff. doing some chores.
The finger is shaking, ohhh it wanna dance too.

Too much

Hey im on my own bed. get up searching for breakfast, then go online. It's Wednesday, i think everybody going out today. tido kt rumah lagi bestt.
Time for lunch, ready to cook but suddenly accident happen. no need to tell the whole story right :D, this is the quater of the story; i was fainted for 2-3mins in the kitchen.

Now im trying to relax my mind,
Ya Allah, ampun kan dosa-dosa ku. Amin.

Hungry hungry!

Still at Nazmi's, the clock show already 11pm and everybody still under their blanket. 12pm finally everybody get up but not nazmi, tuan rumah yang tak bangun lagi.
Everybody feel really hungryy ahhhh, breakfast? lunch? diet?. Nazmi get up tell us to go eat at NZ, "ahaks want some money daddy."

It's almost 2pm, some already when home. Play some games first, then when the perut growling. yes it's time to hit the mamak's. After that, when home.

Now im home, lets sleep. not enough sleep in two days.

Horror

It's 12.30pm, finally to wake up.
Running around in boxer inside nazmi's house. Hopeful my pants still on, alhamdulillah.

Well, off to eat, lapar nii.

Sunday in spanish?

Get up, mengaji mengaji!. suddenly feels like wanna talk Spanish today, teringat kat tourist smlm hahaha. Breakfast, then get ready to go to attend a Kenduri, more to eat, mok mok mok.

At the kenduri, mum and dad have some story with their friend. Nk joinn, cite orang muda2 ni.

Then its off to Seremban, meet grandma :D
Night, to nazmi's..the scariest place to go.

Language people

Hey guys, it's holiday!.
Saturday, get up at 11am, take breakfast and wondering wheres mum&dad?. Going out today with nazmi, windu awak lah nazmi.

3.30pm already suit up, now wheres my ride. Arrive at klcc, nazmi at Pavilion hahhh kena berjalan pulaa. While walking theres this tourist asking for direction, the HORROR part of it they can't speak ENGLISH only speaks Spanish, "Hey, Gracias, Gracias". Bahasa Melayu boleh??
Relief when reach Pavilion, penat tu penat!. Around 6.30pm walk back to klcc see some friends, go eat. We are ready to go home thats when this sentence is out; "Relax lah, 7-eleven blom tutup lagi".
Balik tengok AF Finale doo.

Ready to go home, "Along, 15mins lagi tau", 1hour 20mins later he came yess 1jam tggu.
See my house, make me wanna kench..toilettt.

Sorry is the word

Teacher's Day in school. First up, ucapan-ucapan kosong dari School Board.
Performance from form 1 and 5, it good. form 1 better *thumbs up. ;), young generation is very talented this day.

Time for party, pizza is served, fried rice, spaghetti, water..more and more. Stomach feel like already mok mok mok. Teacher suddenly turn off our mood during the party. She start become angry, cause of all the bad things we do. From happiness become miserable. Gather around and ask for forgiveness, a SMILE from teacher's face.

Bus stop, Lya dh lama tunggu. Shock when see Nina, "tak sekolah kah?", Amm kecik follow too, but missing in action, ask to come to CM!, he go to Cap Square, haih. pening2, Amm amm, masalah lahh. On the bus, it's was freaky fun hahaha, Nina and Amm kecik become a paparazi. hahhhh. later upload the picture, peeps. So sit back and relax.

Home, first thing first, let's Kench.

Cover

Not going to school,
Sleeping all the way from 6am-1pm, ahhh yess. Get up with nothing to do, go cook lunch for all. eat first then judge ;D

After that, i start doing something, changing lyrics. Like this one; ENJOY.

For all the teachers,

Teacher hands crutch my arms,
The smell of 'ROTAN' fills the air
HER anger, HER character,
reanimates.

Ohhh, if you need me,
I be running from your class, count until 3,
Where your... where your teaching use to be,
I took down every homework you give and buried them at sea,
I took down every homework you give and buried them at sea.

Don't worry, teacher.
Your knowledge is so deep,

PSYCHE!

Your knowledge is no more,
So why don't you just stop yourself from teaching,
Your knowledge is no more,
So why don't you just stop yourself from teachingg.

Well i should have known,
Not to make fun of you,
I cast to stone,
Cause theres no knowledge inside.

Teacherr,
Teacherr.

From the song,
Bring Me The Horizon - Medusa

Hope you love it teacher, eleh.

Forward

School, learn for awhile and nothing to do. Teacher ask everyone to write a Sajak for Teacher's Day.
Enjoy mine :

Isnin,
Selasa,
Rabu,
Khamis,
Jumaat,
Tiap-tiap hari tidak jemu belajar dengan mu,
Guru, kamu sememangnya 'Sifu' aku,
Ku hanya harap kan fashion dari mu,
Tetapi pakaian 60'an juga kau tunjukkan pada ku.
Kini ku sudah besar,
Datang ke sekolah dengan rambut Mohawk ku,
Hanya untuk mengucapkan 'SELAMAT HARI GURU'

After school, doing oral. Teacher show a *thumbs up to my face. Good kah teacher?
Home, it's raining...oh my sleeping time.

Moan

Hate fever, especially SELSEMA!.your nose is block from smell anything. haih thats pure pain,

School, nothing to do. except science, learning as usual. other period Sleep all the wayy. wuuuuu i want to do the Oral today. teacher also said :

"Don't let us(teacher) look for you, you must look for the teacher."

but it turn out that, when i look for the teacher, she don't want me to do it today. tomorrow.

In the bus, there was a hankerchief lover with his girlfriend. OMG, they are really good at doing maksiat in public, expert. Its not the first time ohh.
Get off the bus, Lya finally got her bunga raya, thats great. but plucked it without the owner permission.
CSL?, *gelak terguling2. thats was a long time ago, no need to remember it.

Home, go photostat her paper. Going back to her house.

P/S: CSL is name of a place!

Blast

Chornicles of Narnia : Prince Caspian, it was great, go watch it. promoting heree.

Today, I 'Crashed' 2 weddings and kenduri with my family :D, yeahh the food, sedap sedap. "Mum, more crashing?".
5 weddings and kenduri in three days. see my belly? mok mok mok

Tmrow school, doing ORAL.

Bed, blanket

7.00am, Ustaz ring said can't come today, have some sports. okayh ustaz.
Feels like wanna jog today, but then its raining ahhh bad luck. Never mind, bed calling. yess im comingg ahhh rain, wind, gonna be ease going to sleep.

Get up, its already 1.00pm, mum ajak pegi wedding. Every week weddings jee. Haih, gelojoh btul lah dorg ni. kawal nafsu.
After wedding, got home. watching some movies, trying to remembering BM oral and its going just fine.

Boring boring attitude is fill in my body, soo boring until i even jumping, rolling, merangkak-ing. Mum thinks i eat wrong medicine this morning.
Dad notice that i reach my limit of boring-ness. He give some money "pegi tgk muvie mlm ni, cite ape tu? Narnia eh?". OH yes i will dad.
Got the ticket, 9.30pm. Luckily tomorow Wesak Day. cutiii, wuuuu...

Restt

It's Saturday, get up early morning. ustaz dtg, mengaji. Then, ready for the meal, breakfast.

A : Mum, breakfast hari ni?
M : Protein.
A : Protein? Ikan pagi2? Sushi ke?
M : Sushi malaysia, Keropok Lekor. u will like it.

hah, love you mum. Already 10am, nothing to do. going out? kindaa heavy in the butt. Mum says just do the chores. Wash the laundry, water the plants, clean your room, wash the car....and the list go on. Okayh ma'am!. Dad *thumbs up. 1pm, finish wuuuuu.

FA Cup final today?, kena BERSOSIAL kt mamak lagi ar ni. Mum watching AF. hahh. Well. mamak waiting..

Put your pen and paper down

EXAM OVER!
EXAM OVER!
EXAM OVER!

Don't you just love the smell of the last day exam. bau masam manis pahit semua ada.
10 min late for the exam, first up Sejarah, ahhhh. I see friend already book my place, beside them of course. "amm, lmbt nye ko, penat tggu doe. num 1?". Sejarah is starting to killing me inside. weird king name, Changigjiwague, wtf is that, cendol in tamil? don't know how to spell. Finish, yeahh 1 down, 1 to go.

For today, everytime teacher is mad at you, just said "cikgu, hari ni hari guru. tak baik marah2". Seni next, the last paper, Even seni want to copy, adoii pain pain. and i found many artistic here in the class, no doubt. Art's class they all said rightt.
Finish exams, yesss, meja tunggang langgang. start throwing paper ball. class full with garbages. Mcm Kilang Alam Flora lahhh.

Two more

Exam already reach it's climax, slash today there will be only two paper left, yayyy 1 week je.
First paper of the day, there can be only one word to describe this paper, HARD!. Account's paper yes. get one number wrong, salah semua ohhhh, parah btul.
Next stop, Tasawwur Islam. whisper all over my ears. its was never too hard, just normal lah. mcm agama skit2, read the notes, can fill all the empty spaces.


2.30pm, already home, nothing on the lunch menu. erghhh, beras pun habis, haihhh. have to go BERSOSIAL di kedai mamak lah ni.

Sejarah & Seni coming up tmrow, why sejarah last?!...

Tragic tragic

Start off with, oh fuck i forgot to bring my shoes!. what to wear..'kaki ayam' going to school?. hmm thats lovely. Luckily but not so lucky, my dad have a spare shoes in the car, BLACK one. Well redha jelah. Feels like bdk teknik lah.

Maths paper begins, brain ready to shut down when see too many form 3's question!. who the hell make this paper ergghhh. It can't get any worst right, but suddenly my heart begin to pumping yeahhhh, my No.1 NON-FAVOURITE chapter come out. yes "CIRCLES", let's just put a smile on this paper of torture. Finish paper, 1,2,3...empty spaces. ahhh

Science coming up, was ready to entered another world of torture, but as i look the paper, heyy, this is quite comfort. no torturing. more more more, eleh. Then a whiper of calling my name happen. Ala, normal lah tu, ADAT PEPERIKSAAN kata orang. heyyyyy. 1.00pm, pack your bags, lets go home. Akaun and Tassawwur tmrow.

On the way back home, L and i saw this couple doing something, erghh too horror, nooooo close your eyes, dosa bertambah.
In fact, pmpuan tu pakai tudung lahh. haihh, "orang-orang zaman sekarang". *geleng kepala


There's a lesson to be learn today;
PLEASE NO MORE CIRCLES!

Second Day

Agama, look the paper. OMG, yes have objective. *Thumbs up for you ustaz!, you know we all love you. Well agama, its not easy or hard, just normal lah about 1 hour can answer all. Coming up next English, "wey amm jawapan nombor 3,4,5 apa?" wuuuuu too many nigga asking for answer.
Confused on the essay part, "SPEECH", syarahan ke ucapan?.

"BUKAN,BUKAN. DIALOG, HAHAHA" yeahhh, middle finger for you.

At last, finish doing the 'DIALOG', alhamdulillah. After finish the paper, ready to go home study for Maths and Science tmrow. yeah yeah

At the bus stop,
A : L, timbang lah your berat.
L : if you buat blog, baru i timbang.
A : Okayh sahaja.
p/s : L, the blog has born, timbang? haha.

Yay, the week of mental testing.

EXAM-EXAM.

10.30am, 12th May. paper Bahasa Malaysia start. Ahhh, dh form4 ke?.


Hari ni, like always come late to school, 7.59am proud to be in front of the school gate. assembly is far from over, Peter Yii have some story today. so cancel nk masuk assembly, boring.
Come in to class, feeling sleepy, 'nak tidooo'. 2nd period, arrange the tables and chairs for the exam. 'susun takyah jauh2'.


10.00am, have another 30min to study. Hari ni duduk blakang Ameer, tepi Mickey and Fakhrul. waahhh *thumbs up. Mid term exam starts..ahhh BJ(Jawa) or BM ni. tencen babe, karangan byk btul kena tulis.
From part Rumusan, the class starts whispering. Part tatabahasa the worst, peribahasa? susah glerr, pe kebendanya semua ni.

Suddenly;
OMG OMG, the pain pain stomach. tencen from answering question ar ni, bawa ke perut pulak. ketuk kepala atas meja oh tencen sakit perut ahhhhhhhh tolong-tolong, Ya Allah, Ampunkan dosa-dosa ku selama ini.

Peribahasa pulak tak dapat2 dari tadi, 45min left, haih. what to do, ahhh copying is the saviour of all.
Tanye mickey, tah peribahasa indon mane dier bagi. hahaha. "bagaikan layang-layang terbang di langit" apa maksud dier weyyy?! whats wrong with you?!

Answer from other, omg i can't look at all this :

1. Sepandai-pandai tupai melompat, pandai lagi kuda main PSP.
2. Bagaikan orang poser.
3. Bagai mentebalikkan roti canai diatas meja.

WTF, too many 'BEAUTIFUL' answer. thank you people, ni peribahasa zaman kuno mane tah curik. The brain hurt, stomach i beg you for mercy, ahhh hentam sahaja hahaha mmpos ar, at least no empty spaces. yeahhh finish the paper.
Our watch saying that it's already 1300. Bahasa Jawa paper finish. wuhuuu. Tomorrow Agama and English. yeah let's study study study.

STUDY STUDY STUDY.....